Style: To be sung to the tune of "Yesterday" by The Beatles
Yesterday. The prettiest client ever looked my way, but I was at a loss of what to say. So I began to vaccinate.
Suddenly. I'm not half the vet I used to be, and her cat's claws are sinking into me. Three explicatives came suddenly.
Why she was so hot, I knew not, she wouldn't say.
I said not enough cooler stuff to make her staaaay.
Yesterday. "Wow!" was all that I could think to say. My female staff considered going gay. Oh, I can't believe I made her pay.
Why she had to leave, I want to heave for what I said.
I stared a bit too long, and now this song's stuck in my heaaad.
Yesterdead (Sorry, I had to rhyme with head.)
7 comments:
Oh wowses. Good use of the word, "explicatives".
Yesterdead, admittedly not a word, that's okay, neither is wowses.
I the next song you should re-write should be "Tha Dip" by Freaky Nasty. That song is truly a feat of musical proportions.
Very creative, Dr. Campbell. A+
You are a blog genious! Is that how you spell that word...it doesn't look right...hmmm, I am not the blog spelling bee winner, that is for sure! Anyways, LOVED IT as usual! So glad that you are my friend and I can read your blogs!! Don't forget about Jan. 14th, hot date with Tim J. and ME!! And we are SERIOUSLY hanging out over the holidays!
p.s. I like the bit about your staff going gay. You know you are pretty hardcore when you can begin to deter someone's heterosexuality.
oh man! Dr. Campbell, I do believe I see my song up there in the corner, on your blog. I like that.
How did you end up being a libra, was it by birth or jealousy? Not that I know what that means, actually at all. I like that too!
I'm a libra? I had no idea. I think I am a sheep or a rooster(fewer inuendos) on the chinese zodiac. If you want to hear some sufjan over the holidays, maybe I can play you guys some if we all get together. I've been learning alot of his stuff on banjo over the past few weeks. My new fav is one called Romulus off the Michigan album. You should check it out, or I could just give you my spare copy over the holidays.
What a coincidence, I almost purchased that album two days ago! Well, technically I set out with the intention of purchasing it, but it seems (like most of my music) you can only order it online. Suffering from dissapointment, I went out and got a frappucino (since it's too hot for coffee), and some tater tots. These two did not exactly make for a good snack combination.
Anyways, we were all talking about you last night and how it's a shame you're going to miss out on arts and crafts night! But we still plan on you being a part of post-christmasness. I like the banjo, it makes me feel all warm and ethnic. (I don't know why, either..hmm)
I seem to be a chinese zodiac rabbit, I am unsure of how to feel about that. Once I knew a very small rabbit by the name of "Schmuffy", she crawled on my floor pallet in the night and peed on my arm, much like my sisters ancient cat. I have noticed animals have this great need to urinate on me, especially when I am sleeping. Dr. Chris, does that mean they like me? Maybe you should have gone into animal psychology so you could fill me in, geez.. I resent you now!
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